Chaos reigns on the seven seas - set sail, grab whatever you can, and battle your way through the mayhem!
What is Absolute Shipshow?
Absolute Shipshow is a chaotic, co-op combat game where you and your friends play as ill-prepared pirates fighting off waves of enemies aboard ever-sinking ships.
Work together, improvise with whatever you find onboard, and survive long enough to loot the treasure — before the whole ship goes under!
How to play?
Defeat the enemies, collect your treasure to your treasure chest and fight for your booty!
In order to win you need to defeat the last waves of enemies before they can steal all your treasure or all players are knocked unconscious.
Anything can be your weapon!
In Absolute Shipshow, there’s no armory — just chaos!
Fling crates, swing fish, hurl mugs, or slap enemies with a soggy mop. If it’s lying around, it’s fair game.
Master the art of improvised combat and turn the ship itself into your arsenal. The more creative you get, the more satisfying (and hilarious) your survival becomes!
Take over the enemies’ ships!
Why just defend when you can invade? In Absolute Shipshow, you’re not stuck on your own sinking wreck — board enemy vessels, brawl your way through their crew, and claim their ship as your own.
But beware: their decks are just as unstable, their crews just as chaotic, and the ocean’s not picking favorites! Conquer or sink trying!
Helga
Helga leads with her fists and thinks about the consequences... never.
A living cannonball of chaos, she charges headfirst into trouble with a grin and a grown. Known for cracking barrels, bones, and bad plans with equal enthusiasm, she's the heart of the crew mayhem. If there's a flight to be had (or started), Helga's already halfway through it